Buy the $1.3 million Russia Dartz Prombron ultimate armored off-road SUV and get the girl for free?


OK, to be honest you don't get the girl for free.

As a matter of fact you don't really get the girl at all. And if you spend $1.3 million on the Dartz Red Diamond Edition of the Prombron you won't be able to get the whale-penis leather seats anymore as you may recall from THIS story, but you will get gauges encrusted with diamonds and rubies, and even an exhaust system made
from tungsten.


Oh and don't forget that if you decide to go for Red Diamond Edition of the Prombron you still get three bottles premium vodka and of course you'll get bullet proof everything.

The Russian company did get lots of publicity when it announced that whale penis leather was available in the car, but unfortunately the publicity was of the wrong kind.


"We have no any ideas to kill the whale or something like that. All we
want- to make just luxury car…. We just looking for most expensive
products for this car — and that’s why we choosed whale penis leathure
when we checked it is most of most.

After wave of protest we realised
our mistake and make a decision not to use natural leathure at all,
" a company spokesmen wrote in a recent press release.


Somehow we suspect that if you really wanted the $1.3 million Red Diamond Edition of the Prombron, the company would easily figure out a way to throw in the girl as well.

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