You don't have to be a car guy or gal to appreciate these top ten Tiger car accident jokes.
Hundreds of these sort of jokes have been flying around the internet. But not all jokes are made the same so here are the top ten Tiger car accident jokes…plus the Tiger Woods voicemail song remix video that is burning up the youtube charts.
10) Tiger Woods owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.
9) What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball
300 yards.
8) Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below
par.
7) What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning?
They were clubbin'
6) Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide
between a wood and an iron.
5) Ping just offered Elin Woods an endorsement contract pushing her own set of
drivers. They are to be named Elin Woods…"clubs you can beat Tiger with."
4) Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family–his
new name?: Cheetah
3) Hello Mister Woods this is the On Star operator we have detected that an
angry person has put a golf club through your window, we are contacting
Nike for a replacement club.
2) Heck who amongst us doesn't hear a car crash and immediately grab the closest golf club we can find??!!!
1) Since Tiger drives an Escalade, can he blame the accident on his caddy?
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