These Top Five things NOT to do on Highways comes just as spring is shaking off the chilly winter while encouraging open-air and carefree driving. This recent photograph of the slow, obnoxious, bubblegum pink scooter was taken while the oblivious rider putted along – slowing traffic around her. Better still, she had no license plate, refused to wear a helmet and had a grocery bag placed behind her legs. That’s why she earns our number five slot.
Top Five things NOT to do on Highways #5: Don’t be an idiot and hinder traffic; especially when you’re not wearing a helmet. Look, we know you simply must make a statement and your hair is only happy billowing in the wind, but be reasonable. At the very least, stay the hell off the freeway before someone uses a mop to clean up your brains from the tarmac.
Top Five things NOT to do on Highways #4: Don’t overload your car and drive on the freeway. If you only have a small vehicle to transport goods, consider using streets to prevent unnecessary carnage when it falls off.
Top Five things NOT to do on Highways #3: Do not drive with unsecured animals on your lap, in the bed of your truck or near an opening (window) without a restraint of some sort. Just think about a highway accident and what will happen to “Fluffy” when your airbags deploy. Check out this Top Five Cars for Pets (here).
Top Five things NOT to do on Highways #2: Never text on the highway. You will kill yourself (oh well) or others; (not good) just don’t do it – it can wait.
Top Five things NOT to do on Highways #1: Don’t be stupid enough to drive while inebriated. Please.
Please post a few of your Top Fives below!
Speaking of driving like an ape…
